About ourlittlehouseinfrance

Owners of a little French house.

EDF and the shee wee

OK, I realise that this post will not be for those with a delicate sensibility. So if that’s you, you might want stop reading now. 

In the U.K. I have a black plastic compost bin. In all truth, it did take a long time to get going but it now makes the most wonderful compost extremely quickly. It is full of little small red worms and many other creepy crawlies. 
In France I have a compost bin too, which has been a huge disappointment thus far. In fact I made contact with an owner of some stables just so I could collect horse poo on a regular basis. But, I really want to make my own French compost. So my big mistake has probably been to put too many grass cuttings in it and the contents resemble a very dry and musty straw bale. Not good. 

So I’ve heard from several gardening sources that human urine can act as a compost activator. You might guess where this is going now. 

So in France, weather gorgeous, inhibitions cast to one side. I decided there was only one thing for it. I would need to use some sort of Shewee to collect my liquid gold. I always knew that caraf from Ikea would come in handy. 

So web investigation tells me that human urine is one of the fastest known activators for a compost heap because it’s high nitrogen content. 

Nuff said!

So it was to this end that I tiptoed down stairs at the crack of dawn on Friday morning clasping said liquid gold and popped it on the doorstep ready to transport to the compost bin. No sooner had I placed it there and clad only in my night clothes, there was a knock at the door. OMG 😲 I opened it to find a young man standing there and to be honest it took me a while to understand what he was saying but I managed to glean that he was from EDF and had come to tell me that he would be cutting the trees that were too close to the electricity wires that cross our  garden. He did say it wouldn’t cost us anything. OK fine I said, very much on the back foot. So now I’m trying to investigate what this might actually mean for some of our trees. HELP!

Leaking shower

So as you may have already picked up from earlier posts, we have had a disappointing relationship with the builder of our extension in France. The contract for the work was signed in August 2014 and the work is yet to be completed. Our relationship with him has now completely broken down. Anyway I digress as this post is really about yet another issue that he has left us with. In this case a leaking shower and a shower that only supplies hot water. We highlighted this problem to him last year and several times since but nothing has ever been done about it. So this time when we turned on the water we awoke the next morning to a puddle. It’s not easy to get an emergency plumber in France. So we decided to having a go at solving the problem ourselves. 

First we sadly needed to saw through the perfect plasterboard on our landing. This then revealed the pipework for the newly fitted shower. The hot water feed turned out to be the offending pipe. So we turned off the water, armed ourselves with some cups and then unscrewed it. The cardboard washer   had all but disintergrated. Problem solved, or so we thought. We can hot foot it to the local Tridome and get a new one. Meanwhile, there was an almighty gush of water. Screams all round and buckets grabbed from downstairs. Towels thrown down. What the hell was that. It stopped but made another watery mess. New washers purchased from Tridome and fitted and we thought we’d solved the problem completely. Sadly not, so we’ve had to turn the water off. So annoying. We probably do need a plumber after all, unless anyone has any suggestions?

The other problem we’ve encounter associated with the thermostatic shower that we’ve purchased, is that the thermostat appears not to be working as it only emits bowling hot water. So no showers anyway. Any thoughts on what might be going on here?

Thé feuille de figue

So this is my take on how to make your own fig leaf tea.

Stage 1. You need to find the ideal tea pot. I found mine at the local vide grenier today. Usually I’m not a tea pot person, favouring the quick bish bash bosh of the tea bag in the mug, but I felt that for fig leaf tea it had to be a tea pot. And not just any tea pot, I wanted a delicate small one, something perhaps a little Oriental. So this little tea pot found me on an animal charity stall. 2. You need to find a fig tree. If you don’t have one, then I would recommend growing your own. There are many varieties and the fruit is delicious. I have planted 8 in our French garden. There are 4 Brown Turkey, an Israeli variety, a Rouge de Bordeau, Panache and an unknown one which has grown from a cutting that I plucked from the local road side and it has really tasty bright green figs.3. Gently pull away several leaves.

4. Give them a rinse in cold water.

5. Hang them on the washing line to dry.

6. Very gently dry them out, either in a very low oven or in the sun.

7. Chop them up ready for infusion.

8. Pop them in the tea pot and pour on the boiling water, leave to infuse.

9. Pour into a tea cup. 

10. Sip and enjoy the flavour and all the health benefits of fig leaf tea. See my previous re: blog, Fig Leaf Tea. 

Enjoy😄

Un petit sejour en paques 2017 

I think this was the most difficult 18 hour drive to France that we’ve had. Both of us felt tired before we set off. I’ve just had my third cortisone injection into my shoulder and P has been busy at work as usual. Oh yes, and it’s Cs GCSE year. Oh yes, and also our relationship with the builder of our extension has completely broken down. Not had a response from him as to meeting us at Easter. 

But as usual on seeing ourlittlehouseinfrance we are rejuvenated somewhat. Although, as P is flying back on Wednesday we have a plan for our first day. Straight to Bordeaux and Leroy Merlin and Ikea, to purchase radiators, mattress and bedding. So I’ve now just woken from our first night in our own bedroom on a real mattress in 5 years. YEAH😃

Aarrrghh we had a morning of emptying the Fekafos by hand. The fuse had been switched off and so it had flooded and the electric pump had shorted. Met toad. 

Then we spent time tidying up builder mess and replacing 🔐. My son was all set to tackle the very over grown garden but we couldn’t get the mower to start. So that’s a job for demain. Weather permitting it’s a vide tomorrow. 

I’ve seen a lovely buffet and table on Leboncoin but don’t seem to able to get in touch with the owners.  Not sure exactly how this site works. Is it similar to eBay? Do you need to pay before you see the item? 

Fig Leaf Tea – For Lowering Glucose, Cholesterol, and Triglycerides… and more

Will see my fig trees soon. Can’t wait.
Always interested in articles about figs. This is really interesting and about the wonderful health benefits of drinking fig leaf tea.
Fig leaves are beautiful things just to look at and make a wonderful tea too, what’s not to love❤️

Relax Into Success

Everyone knows about figs being great tasting and having many health benefits but did you know that Fig Leaves have health benefits? It’s true, fig leaves can enhance your life in great ways. 

Fig LeavesFig Leaves can be made into a tea that’s great for lowering blood glucose and thus anyone who is diabetic can use far less insulin. Diabetics should drink Fig Leaf tea first thing in the morning for day long change in their blood glucose. And the tea is great tasting… and smells a little bit like coconut perhaps some nutmeg and cinnamon there too.

Fig Leaf Tea can be used for treating bronchitis and asthma, and eating fig leaves is a great way to cure gastric ulcers and help with indigestion and other GI complaints. In fact chewing up and swallowing 2 fig leaves per day can help with ulcers.  

In recent studies Fig Leaves lowered…

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A week in Cauterets, Haute Pyrenees 

A week in Cauterets, Haute Pyrenees ⛷🏂🎿Missed the Mais.

This was a lovely half term week skiing. Didn’t think I could manage all week but I did. It would have been nice to do the spa and Loudes but there just wasn’t the time. Our skiing has progressed really well. Particularly Callum’s snowboarding 🏂. We’ve filmed him on a red run for his GCSE PE and he’s also used his GoPro to film himself.

Cauterets is a really gorgeous place to stay – really busy all day long so a great atmosphere, interesting architecture.  There were lots of Eataries BUT as usual for me as a vegetarian, food was an issue, unless I was happy eating pizza all week – and most were booked and/or had two sittings so we booked one night and most nights just wandered till we found one with a table free. The evening we were going to venture to the cinema, La La land was cancelled.  However, there were lots of things to do, if you have the energy after a days skiing.  A swimming pool, spa (x 2), salle de jeux (mini arcade with pool tables / air hockey / pin ball etc) and several play areas for younger children.

Hotel Edleweiss, where we stayed was a family run hotel – the mother and father had very little English but one of the sons spoke really good English and as it happened another family staying at the same time could also speak very good English too.  The cousin of the hotel owner even bought Grandma a gift when we left! On the down side the restaurant had no choice, only plat du jour. No bar and the sitting area was for a max of 10 people. We did manage to get tea, coffee and wine every night delivered to this area. Not the same as having a huge open fire and views of the mountains as we have had in previous hotels.

Skiing – a bit daunting  when we first got up to the top! Blinded by the sun and what appeared to be very steep runs. Even my son, who is very brave, was a bit overawed to start with but ended up loving the steep slopes.  The food at the top was fine – there was a restaurant (but we tended to eat sandwiches / hot dogs / chips / waffles and crepes from the bar) it was busy but we always found a table and never queued for more than 10 minutes and that was a one off.

Our lessons this year were “ok” – the instructor just said that we could clearly ski and knew the techniques but just needed confidence (more of a psychology session!). He wanted to take us up to the top but I was too nervous – he said we would be fine!

Queues were horrendous – 45 minutes (at its’ worst) for a turn on the “source” pommel. However queues to go to the top on the proper lifts were actually very quick and if from 8am till 10am the queues were manageable.  But it was half term school holidays in France too.

The basic small blue runs (3 choices of routes down) we started on were a bit of a pain because of “moguls” that were created every day by the sheer number of skiers going through one crossroad – and then bumps just after (on two of the options) where you would take off and needed good balance to get through – these didn’t exist at the start of the day but were very difficult to handle at the end of the day. Also hard because of the number of people who congregated at this point / slowed down to get through them.

Tapis wasn’t too bad – reasonable for warming up / cooling down and queues easier to handle – lots of under 8’s to slalom around!

I lacked confidence so stuck to the green and blue runs. The instructor took us on a steep part of a blue run and taught us how to slide so we would know how to get past steeper bits we didn’t feel like skiing! However, I fell and that knocked my confidence.  Quelle wimp!

The weather was brilliant, although no new snow.

Oh I forgot – there was an avalanche but fortunately not on the pistes. My son was on the chair lift and saw it all but Paul and I were having a coffee so missed it!

Really looking forward to being en France again at Easter.  6 weeks to go!